herpes

herpes
1. (herpes) (2032↑, 484↓)

Herpes, herpes, you make me so sore...I shouldn't have fucked that Tijuana whore...now my dick runs like an old sink...and whatever that juice is, it sure as hell stinks...I've got the gift that keeps on giving...without my dick, is life worth living? I'm going to drown my sorrows in tequila...then maybe I'll call my ex-wife Sheila

2. (Herpes) (1122↑, 533↓)
Something all the cool kids in High School have

Man, I must not be cool. I don't have herpes

Author: Dillon Farnum http://herpes.urbanup.com/1128900
3. (Herpes) (737↑, 299↓)
1. the gift that keeps on giving 2. cold sores on your cajones or lady parts 3. one of many reasons to wear condoms 4. one of the reasons you never want to hear your partner yell "O God it burns Kill me kill me now" when they urinate

O holy crap I do hope my urine is green from the Saint Pats day beer and not herpes

4. (herpes) (623↑, 241↓)
A sexually transmitted disease contracted by those whose sexual arousal has taken over their nerve cells, therefore forgetting to use a condom. And since nowadays according to close-minded non-intellectuals, (which make up about 63% of the population) being a virgin makes you a "loser", we have people with Herpes lying around all over the place. Just remember everyone: No glove, no love.

Person 1: I have genital herpes\! Person 2: ... Congratulations.

5. (herpes) (441↑, 72↓)
An STD which people are incredibly ignorant about. 1 in 5 American adults have genital herpes, and 80% of those are not even aware of it. This means that you don't have to be a slut to have herpes\! Everyone is at risk, and all it takes is one enounter to get it. You can even get it if you use a condom, because it is spread from skin-to-skin contact as opposed to through body fluids. Cold sores (which is oral herpes) + oral sex = potential genital herpes. 80% of people have oral herpes. You do the math. It is a very mild disease, just a minor skin condition. I can't blame anyone for wanting to protect themselves from it, but it is blown waaay out of proportion in society. It's not AIDS or cancer, for fuck's sake. Although there is no cure for herpes, infected people can have a hard time with it because of the unfair stigma that is attached to herpes in our society.

Herpes is no fun, but it's not the end of the world either

6. (herpes) (247↑, 101↓)
Virus that affects either the genitilla or the Mouth. Usually visible in the mouth by red sores on the gums or lips. With the lips it is Simplex 1, if it affects the genitillia as well it is simplex 2. On a vagina it looks like red sores and on a penis its red sores pretty well everywhere.

Fun fun fun, herpes simplex 1

7. (HERPES) (189↑, 73↓)
A LIFE SENTENCE for inoccent people

:HERPES: After my girlfriend returned from Brazil. She was kind of a different girl, Her heart was not there, it was like she did not care. Now there is hair where it used to be bare. No matter what she did the smell and sores were just morbid. She could of left and it would have been fine, but now my crotch smells like rotten bovine. This is something that will never leave. And to think I was mad she screwed my friend Steve.

8. (Herpes) (109↑, 21↓)
Gods reminder that you fucked up

Man \#1:"I was fucking Jess from the party and... Man \#2:"Man, she has herpes." Man \#1:"What?" Man \#2:"Yeah, you fucked up"

Author: ST211MikeyMike http://herpes.urbanup.com/4418680
9. (HERPES) (171↑, 118↓)
those nasty red sores or crusty lookin red bumps near the mouth. nasty as hell. cold sores.

dont kiss him he got herpes yuck

10. (herpes) (155↑, 106↓)
the gift that keeps on giving

"When I was first diagnosed with genital herpes -- an incurable, lifelong sexually transmitted disease -- I felt like I had been given a death sentence. The initial pain from the genital herpes outbreak (which included bleeding sores and genital lesions) was overwhelming and overbearing." - Gina's Story

11. (herpes) (31↑, 4↓)
Herpes is an STD that can't be cured. You don't have to be a whore to get them, it's a possibility to get them because your current boyfriend (or girlfriend) once dated and married a whore that would get pissed at you cause she thinks The Who song Baba O'Riley is actually called Teenage Wasteland and leave you for a few months, sleep with another guy, or twelve, and come back to you and deny ever having something. Then when someone innocent comes along, he doesn't mention anything about it until it's too late. Yes the disease is hard to deal with emotionally at first but you learn to get over it and you can always take medicine to prevent an outbreak or instantly take it away if you start to get one and it will also prevent from passing it on. And it usually makes you feel that you're either stuck with the person you're with or you can't ever have sex with anyone else cause you don't want them to know or you don't want to pass it on. Outbreaks hurt like hell, sometimes so bad you can't even walk. Some people may only have one outbreak, possibly none and never know they have it. Be sure that if you're about to sleep with someone, check to see that person has any red bumps that don't look normal and are sensitive, or red scab that is probably peeling a layer of skin, it's most likely herpes. If you already do have them, just remember that you're not alone and there's a lot more people that have them than you think.

herpes = STD

12. (herpes) (41↑, 25↓)
Really painful std. No cure. Blisters. Pustules. Can be transferred from LIPS to ASS people. Herpes simplex can transfer from mouth to genitals and vice versa. OOOU\! Good reason to wear a condom\! Need to be on outbreak to be diagnosed\! Please help find a cure.

"No glove no love\!" "Vasaline takes my pain away\!" "It buuuurns\! OMFG It buuuuurns\!" "Ptsd and herpes\! What a fucken asshole you are\!" "Sentenced to a life of pain."

Author: Sir Assburnalot http://herpes.urbanup.com/3436192
13. (herpes) (54↑, 41↓)
cluster of blister like sores around your gentials called herpes simplex II, or Herpes simplex I which is cold sore . The virus stays in your nerve system untill it's ready to appear so you could of gotten it from some one in the pastnot neccersarily your recent partner, sometimes painfull sometimes just a itching feeling. It doesnt' cause deaf, breaks out only occur when your stressed.

I had sex with my first love 2 years ago i found out he was sleeping with my best friend who has herpes now i gave it to my new boyfriend cause i just broke out i should of use protection with my ex even though i loved him and trusted him.

14. (Herpes) (26↑, 18↓)
A possibly more appealing name to the company AIG, which so effectively fucked people over, much like the disease.

Bob: Man, herpes is costing me a lot of dough\! John: Is that because you're inflamed or because you invested with them? Bob: A little bit of both actually.

15. (herpes) (42↑, 35↓)
Herpes simplex 2 is the type that are on your gential area. People who have this are usually also the type that may have Percy disease (genital warts)

Nick has herpes

16. (herpes) (76↑, 69↓)
When older guys mess around with too many girls. They find a young innocent girl, make out with them. And then for the rest of their life have this ugly "cold sore" on their lip. AKA HERPES\!\!

OH my guys he gave me herpes\!

17. (herpes) (77↑, 70↓)
the virus that causes that itchy feeling after you screw the class slut.

"What the-. . . Herpes?\!. . .must have gotten 'em from whats-her-face."

18. (herpes) (73↑, 71↓)
What my wife has won prizes for at the local flower show.

'wonderful display of herpes there\!'

19. (Herpes) (14↑, 13↓)
A sexually transferred disease.

That guy has herpes.

20. (herpes) (0↑, 3↓)
after a vigiros hour of having sex with a dog then getting big old ugly warts on your testicles and having andre lick them off

oii last night i got herpes

Author: 12345673452426g http://herpes.urbanup.com/6089519
21. (herpes) (2↑, 7↓)
disease

herpes oconnell

22. (Herpes) (11↑, 16↓)
A term used by Spanish speaking individuals.

Hey vato, your piece of pie fell on the floor so my sister is going to give you [herpes]\!

Author: MIrageChopper http://herpes.urbanup.com/3542057
23. (Herpes) (8↑, 14↓)
The name that Comedian Chelsea Handler has given to the assbag duo of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag from "The Hills".

A case of Herpes was on the cover of U.S. Weekly recently.

24. (Herpes) (23↑, 29↓)
Red crusty bumps that one has on one's face or genitals. Very repulsive to the opposite sex and is a life ban against sexual relations in most cases unless you find another herpetic partner to engage with. A social disease that can be embarrassing- especially if you're walking around with it on your face.

Being obese and having herpes, Vitale found it very hard to get a date.

25. (Herpes) (10↑, 20↓)
A disease you get from another person that results in having cold sores all over your face or on your genitals. The virus is called herpes and you can get it from family members if you have sexual contact with them or if they touch you in places they aren't suppose to. I as a virgin contracted herpes, from family member so I know these things. Others may get herpes from sexual contact with a partner that has the disease.

Having herpes isn't easy. People look at me as if there is something wrong with me. It's literally written on my face.

Author: Salvatore Harry Vitale IV. http://herpes.urbanup.com/3443941
26. (Herpes) (12↑, 24↓)
Herpes: a noun, describing sores on someones genitals or mouth. Also quite the bother when your trying to get someone to' do the dirty' with. Herpes is an STD you get from sleeping with dirty whores who you had drunken sex with. Trust me when it comes to whores, don't go cheap \!

"Molly has herpes, that sucks." "This sex would be great if it wasn't for my genital warts, aww Herpes" "That's just a cold sore baby not herpes, i promise"

27. (Herpes) (4↑, 20↓)
A sore that may appear around the genitals due to sexual activites.

Look up Robin Sage for a visual example of herpes.

28. (Herpes) (21↑, 37↓)
The disease that makes your crotch itch and smell like tuna. Also, something your ex will tell you she has when she breaks up with you, often ending the confession with an apology.

"Hey, I went to the doctor today and got tested for STDS. They suspect it's herpes. You should get checked out, too."

Author: JackBlackFrack http://herpes.urbanup.com/1230705
29. (herpes) (34↑, 55↓)
warts on ur dick if ur a guy or on ur pussy if ur a girl. Is contracted by unprotective sex with one who has it.

love is temporary, herpes is forever

30. (herpes) (20↑, 41↓)
1. A genital and mouth disease, received by sexual content or possibly kissing. 2. A good name for a Plano East girl that sleeps with many men/boys and does drugs.

1. This greatful disease called herpes has destroyed me forever... 2. *sniff sniff* Gawd, I think the tuna boat just rolled in... Shh, here she comes...

Author: You know me... http://herpes.urbanup.com/1514634
31. (herpes) (17↑, 38↓)
French-english for a man wig (hairpiece)

My herpes is in my [ass].

32. (Herpes) (2↑, 27↓)
First sign sore throat

A girl gets it from swallowing sperm than you get Herpes

33. (herpes) (10↑, 45↓)
Something punks on the [down low] get in their rear, mouth or ear\!

"Leroy say he wunt on da down low. But I knowen how he git them herpes in da moff. It wat from eaten no black pussy cuz he kno what it been up in dems\!"

34. (herpes) (14↑, 52↓)
an STD transmitted by Kelly Brown.

Oh no\! Kelly didn't mention that she had herpes before you had sex? What a shame.

35. (herpes) (14↑, 52↓)
something that sucks really bad. (cos herpes DOES suck aparently) or something really sketchy.

"Oh man that pop quiz today was so herpes" or "the dining hall closing an hour early was way herpes"

Author: bacon and eggs http://herpes.urbanup.com/683639
36. (herpes) (15↑, 53↓)
itchy painful bumps on the genitalia. contracted from ho bags

Matt G. has herpes on his wang.

37. (herpes) (21↑, 60↓)
the main std manifested in nikki see [nikki]

i slept with [nikki] and now i have herpes

Author: skank master jasper http://herpes.urbanup.com/1545291
38. (herpes) (6↑, 59↓)
(verb)the art of sexually pleasing your partner orally

Bo protested after Hubie offered him herpes.

39. (herpes) (18↑, 78↓)
Herpes-most commonly found on the parrot...*cough* justina *cough*...she currently resides at CCHS in Lawrence, MA. she thinks that kara is a ho...but she has herpes...yes...u heard me...herpes.

See justina a.k.a the parrot for details

Author: evanderillion http://herpes.urbanup.com/1068194
40. (herpes) (12↑, 94↓)
Adjective used to describe something that is real cool. Similiar slang terms are "Bitchin", "the Shit", and "Tits".

"My parents bought me a car for graduation." "Wow, man\! That's just herpes\!"

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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